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Im in Dubai now and its pretty boring here and hot too. Luckily for me I brought my trusty PSP 3000. In fact I bought a new game too but its very expensive 169 US you gotta be kidding me. I have this funny story to tell you guys, today I was strolling in the park when I met this con artist. He tried to con my money, luckily I wasnt that stupid. Later on, that dude told me that he was some sort of billionairre and live in the 7 star hotel then I thought to myself: Yeah right...and he said he has the same sir name as me then I said to my self: Yeah right... But unfortunately my father believed him lol. Oh yeah did I mention his a china man. When my father called him I saw his phone and you know what the phones cost is about 300-350 US lol and you know what hes only driving a Nissan Sunny.LOL and did I mention that the taxis in Dubai are Toyota Camry that seriously freaked me out. By the way the new PSP 3004 is out and I wanna buy it but my mom wont let me cause I just bought the PSP 3000 a few weeks ago. 1 last thing, believe it or not Im living in this house ( rent ) for 2 weeks and it costs 42,000 US. ( 3,000 US per night ). Things are just expensive in Dubai...

Psp 3000

Nasi Lemak!!! l0l its a weird word MingYik created when he does a 360 degrees turn l0l and he said I made it up when we were kids, l0l we were playing a game called Nimpu Sentai l0l a Power Ranger Game and I go all around saying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NASI LEMAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( according to MingYik ) lol anyway this games amazing. Its called Ridge Racer

Madagascar

I watched the Madagascar movie yesterday and it was HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS ( seriously ) and I cant believe an old woman can beat up a lion its technically impossible anyway is that old woman blind? A lion has way too much difference from a cat, I mean look at the size of a lion and compare it with a household cat the funniest line in the movie is when Gloria said : " I'm BIG?" and by the way the Penguin dude was in love with a Hawaiian doll? I dont know what the Penguin dude ( skipper ) see in that Hawaiian doll but I think his nuts.Anyway I found a way to "Tweak" the Computer such as Reducing the shutdown time and Increasing your browsing speed if you wanna know how you can contact me on 0172649820 or 0176421710. or Email me at this address cocklessperson@hotmail.com but Im certainly not a c0cklessperson which means Im not a girl despite my Blogs Tittle Im certainly not c0ckless. People have been asking me " Are you c0ckless? " or " Eh you really c0ckless ar? " But Im certainly not c0ckless. Im getting a PSP 3000 today WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But it costs Rm1050,but who cares about the prices anyway as long as its fun =) Oh yeah for all those people who think I like Leyin Pls FuckOff cause I certainly do not. Thank you.

Wdf?

The title says it all. I mean look at this guy has his gone nuts? or has his mom never teaches him any manners. Judging by the face I say this guy's 5-7 years old or something. Has this guy gone nuts over a football game or someone knocked over his popcorn or something but whatever it is THIS GUY ROCKS

Attention

I found out 1 thing today and you know what? I have been impersonated!!! HOLY CRAP!!! You know who, oh yeah that bitch is Tang Ming Yik his been spamming ppls blog with my name so do not trust any JunJie or JJ or anything thts includes my name in ur blog's chatbox it could be the bitch. anyway i did some imperonation with his name 2 in his blog =) jus for revenge :D

L0l

Hey!! I have another funny story to tell you guys. This is the strangest yet coolest thing thts even happened to me. I dont think its even possible for this thing to happen till this day. Ok, 1st my cousins and I went to a restaurant to eat dinner.That restaurants name cracked me up ( fatty crab ) l0l? the crab is all fatty and crabby (get it?). After the dinner, my uncle was driving us home in an Estima. I was sitting behind with my FAT cousin ( who always farts and btw it smells man ) and a few other dudes. When we reached our destination, THE THING HAPPENED! I bet you cant wait to see what Im about to write. So, when we were getting out of the car my FAT cousin ( Kingston ) farted in my face.
Then I said FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!@#$%@#$%@#$%^#$%@#$%#$%#$%$%#$%#$#$%#$%$#$%#$#$%^#$% YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU So loud tht even the car behind us heard it. Oh yeah did I mention that the car behind us was his mom lol and my mom of course!!! Afterwards I got raped badly ( badly ) for saying the **** l0l but it was worth it because its so damn cool lol and btw it smells so bad that I cried ( seriously ) anyway I made a prank call to a friend of mine at 3 :00 btw I bet ur guessing why did I stayed up to 3 :00 duh MAN UTD VS WEST HAM gotta watch

L0l

I havent posted for quite a long time now... Do you know why? Im bored to the core (doesnt make any sense eh ) anyway I bet tht your wondering what am I gonna post this time and its damn funny. Ok, look I have this friend, whos 12 years old like me.his name is Desmond btw, 1 day I went to his house to ply or something then, when I found out he tried to steal my pokemon cards I whacked him in his ass and you knw what!!!???!!!??? It squirt some sort of liquid thingy at 1st I thought it was blood then I said OMG!! what the FUCK man what have I done.. then I found out its not blood but its something else way more horrible than blood!! Go on guess!! =) btw his not wearing any underwear :D