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Hey!! I have another funny story to tell you guys. This is the strangest yet coolest thing thts even happened to me. I dont think its even possible for this thing to happen till this day. Ok, 1st my cousins and I went to a restaurant to eat dinner.That restaurants name cracked me up ( fatty crab ) l0l? the crab is all fatty and crabby (get it?). After the dinner, my uncle was driving us home in an Estima. I was sitting behind with my FAT cousin ( who always farts and btw it smells man ) and a few other dudes. When we reached our destination, THE THING HAPPENED! I bet you cant wait to see what Im about to write. So, when we were getting out of the car my FAT cousin ( Kingston ) farted in my face.
Then I said FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!@#$%@#$%@#$%^#$%@#$%#$%#$%$%#$%#$#$%#$%$#$%#$#$%^#$% YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU So loud tht even the car behind us heard it. Oh yeah did I mention that the car behind us was his mom lol and my mom of course!!! Afterwards I got raped badly ( badly ) for saying the **** l0l but it was worth it because its so damn cool lol and btw it smells so bad that I cried ( seriously ) anyway I made a prank call to a friend of mine at 3 :00 btw I bet ur guessing why did I stayed up to 3 :00 duh MAN UTD VS WEST HAM gotta watch