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Im in Dubai now and its pretty boring here and hot too. Luckily for me I brought my trusty PSP 3000. In fact I bought a new game too but its very expensive 169 US you gotta be kidding me. I have this funny story to tell you guys, today I was strolling in the park when I met this con artist. He tried to con my money, luckily I wasnt that stupid. Later on, that dude told me that he was some sort of billionairre and live in the 7 star hotel then I thought to myself: Yeah right...and he said he has the same sir name as me then I said to my self: Yeah right... But unfortunately my father believed him lol. Oh yeah did I mention his a china man. When my father called him I saw his phone and you know what the phones cost is about 300-350 US lol and you know what hes only driving a Nissan Sunny.LOL and did I mention that the taxis in Dubai are Toyota Camry that seriously freaked me out. By the way the new PSP 3004 is out and I wanna buy it but my mom wont let me cause I just bought the PSP 3000 a few weeks ago. 1 last thing, believe it or not Im living in this house ( rent ) for 2 weeks and it costs 42,000 US. ( 3,000 US per night ). Things are just expensive in Dubai...

Psp 3000

Nasi Lemak!!! l0l its a weird word MingYik created when he does a 360 degrees turn l0l and he said I made it up when we were kids, l0l we were playing a game called Nimpu Sentai l0l a Power Ranger Game and I go all around saying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NASI LEMAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( according to MingYik ) lol anyway this games amazing. Its called Ridge Racer

Madagascar

I watched the Madagascar movie yesterday and it was HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS ( seriously ) and I cant believe an old woman can beat up a lion its technically impossible anyway is that old woman blind? A lion has way too much difference from a cat, I mean look at the size of a lion and compare it with a household cat the funniest line in the movie is when Gloria said : " I'm BIG?" and by the way the Penguin dude was in love with a Hawaiian doll? I dont know what the Penguin dude ( skipper ) see in that Hawaiian doll but I think his nuts.Anyway I found a way to "Tweak" the Computer such as Reducing the shutdown time and Increasing your browsing speed if you wanna know how you can contact me on 0172649820 or 0176421710. or Email me at this address cocklessperson@hotmail.com but Im certainly not a c0cklessperson which means Im not a girl despite my Blogs Tittle Im certainly not c0ckless. People have been asking me " Are you c0ckless? " or " Eh you really c0ckless ar? " But Im certainly not c0ckless. Im getting a PSP 3000 today WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But it costs Rm1050,but who cares about the prices anyway as long as its fun =) Oh yeah for all those people who think I like Leyin Pls FuckOff cause I certainly do not. Thank you.

Wdf?

The title says it all. I mean look at this guy has his gone nuts? or has his mom never teaches him any manners. Judging by the face I say this guy's 5-7 years old or something. Has this guy gone nuts over a football game or someone knocked over his popcorn or something but whatever it is THIS GUY ROCKS

Attention

I found out 1 thing today and you know what? I have been impersonated!!! HOLY CRAP!!! You know who, oh yeah that bitch is Tang Ming Yik his been spamming ppls blog with my name so do not trust any JunJie or JJ or anything thts includes my name in ur blog's chatbox it could be the bitch. anyway i did some imperonation with his name 2 in his blog =) jus for revenge :D

L0l

Hey!! I have another funny story to tell you guys. This is the strangest yet coolest thing thts even happened to me. I dont think its even possible for this thing to happen till this day. Ok, 1st my cousins and I went to a restaurant to eat dinner.That restaurants name cracked me up ( fatty crab ) l0l? the crab is all fatty and crabby (get it?). After the dinner, my uncle was driving us home in an Estima. I was sitting behind with my FAT cousin ( who always farts and btw it smells man ) and a few other dudes. When we reached our destination, THE THING HAPPENED! I bet you cant wait to see what Im about to write. So, when we were getting out of the car my FAT cousin ( Kingston ) farted in my face.
Then I said FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!@#$%@#$%@#$%^#$%@#$%#$%#$%$%#$%#$#$%#$%$#$%#$#$%^#$% YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU So loud tht even the car behind us heard it. Oh yeah did I mention that the car behind us was his mom lol and my mom of course!!! Afterwards I got raped badly ( badly ) for saying the **** l0l but it was worth it because its so damn cool lol and btw it smells so bad that I cried ( seriously ) anyway I made a prank call to a friend of mine at 3 :00 btw I bet ur guessing why did I stayed up to 3 :00 duh MAN UTD VS WEST HAM gotta watch

L0l

I havent posted for quite a long time now... Do you know why? Im bored to the core (doesnt make any sense eh ) anyway I bet tht your wondering what am I gonna post this time and its damn funny. Ok, look I have this friend, whos 12 years old like me.his name is Desmond btw, 1 day I went to his house to ply or something then, when I found out he tried to steal my pokemon cards I whacked him in his ass and you knw what!!!???!!!??? It squirt some sort of liquid thingy at 1st I thought it was blood then I said OMG!! what the FUCK man what have I done.. then I found out its not blood but its something else way more horrible than blood!! Go on guess!! =) btw his not wearing any underwear :D

Graduation

Hmm...its graduation day already. I saw alot of people crying but most of the boys tried to act tough by not crying lol and by the way when I saw ZiXin crying tht really cracked me up. Theres an amazingly hot teacher giving out the prizes ( mayb u dint notice her ) but shes so hot and sexy Collin took alot of pictures of tht sexy lady WOOHOO!!!! anyway its sad to leave Puay Chai 2 =( and wth man im in the school yearbook and i look so hideous? LOL!!!!!!! Hmm...its so hard to leave the gang after all we did together sad ...But strangely I dont have any hard feelings.. Well...I gotta go. For those Puay Chai2 graduates I hope tht u will continue to read my blog..Cya

Topicless

OK, we found the thief it was Chavez ( i donno how to spell his name ) from 5h, his a fucking liar
and u knw wad he even said tht the cards he brought was his WDF MAN do u believe this guy. anyway we called 1 of the witnesses to prove tht the cards are ours but still, his mother ( which i really want to kill ) made up a story and suddenly change the topic like magic!!! and i said to myself wdf just happened i tot we are interrogating tht bitch not talking about other topics like err i 4got lol... anyway my mum and tht bitch was fighting like cats and dogs HAHA it was an epic battle. but in the end we brought out our secret weapon the key witness (Tang Ming Yik ) A.K.A The Pro came and totally spilled out everything and u knw wad his mother was speechless,no more stories to make up haha lol anyway u knw wad even though the room was soundproof i heard Chavez crying ( SWEET REVENGE ) anyway he sold some of my CARDS !!! IM DAMN FURIOUS HE OWES ME rm 90 dont u knw HE FUCKS MAN I swear tht im going to get back at him even though im graduating and migrating I swear tht 1 day I will make him pay even though my mother doesnt allow me to whack him or do any bad things . Thts all anyway im bored cya =) Ming Yik I salute you

007

I went to see the Quantum Of Solace today and its so DAMN COOL its so action packed anyway James had sex with an amazingly hot woman during the movie but luckily they cut off the sex part =) ( seriously Im glad they cut off the sex part ) and i went to the most facinating restaurant its called Vietnam Kitchen you should try it sometimes...

Bring It On

Oh yeah I found out who the theif was. The guy is from 5H and that guy ... Oh yeah hes gonna pay the whole gang if after him even the 6M guys offered to help... Oh tht guy is gonna be dead...
I will make him regret that he was never borned!! Even he refuse to give I got a plan to make him return our cards but its cruel very cruel. Thats all for today. Ciao...

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That bastard is DEAD

OK, the bastard who stole my stuff is gonna be dead. I tell you Im gonna do unimaginable things to that bitch if I ever find him. Im gonna rape that bastard to death if I have to. That guy... Oh Im gonna do something real bad to him REAL BAD...

List of things I wanna do to the bitch who stole my card :

1. Rape him
2. Pulverize his balls ( If he has 1 )
3. Give em an atomic wedgie
4. Blow em up!!! TO ASHES
5. Make him regret everything that he has done
6. FUCK him again
7. Threaten to murder his family
8. Stab him
9. Impale him
10. Lunge him
11. Slash him
12. Make him eat a grenade ( this is cruel )
13. Make him FUCK some1
14. Scorch him
15. Interrogate that bitch
16. Fry his DICK!!!
17. Let em be eaten by Mutant Canines
18. Dump him in a NICE and PAINFUL tub of ACID

Oh yeah thats what Im gonna do to the bitch...

Lastly.

Im gonna make him wish that he was never borned...

Mwhahahahahahahahha...

Mwhahahahahahahahha...

LOL Dont Click it

This post is all down to 1 thing and u know wats that. I went to Tan's blog and I clicked something its so funny that I choked. I have to tell you something.But whatever you do,don't click this link:http://www.geocities.com/nickver2/dontclick.htmlNow, I know it the urge to do so is well... urging.But let me tell you,This link: http://www.geocities.com/nickver2/dontclick.htmlMay seem awesome at first,But in the end,The only thing you will achieve,Will be wasting your time.It's not a virus though.But don't click http://www.geocities.com/nickver2/dontclick.htmlIt even has "don't click" in the link.So don't click it.I know that the more I ask you to NOT CLICK IT,The more you want to click it.But me asking you to NOT CLICK IT,Is the right thing to do.Because NOT CLICKING http://www.geocities.com/nickver2/dontclick.htmlWill save you your patience.I know some of you may have already clicked it.And I know what you're thinking if you already did so,"Why didn't I listen to Jun Jie"Or you may not and put that on your own blogs to irritate more people.That's what I did.So DON'T CLICK IT.If you still haven't clicked it yet,Good for you.By NOT CLICKING IT,You have saved a lot of your energy.DON'T CLICK IT.DON'T CLICK IT. DON'T CLICK IT.DON'T CLICK IT. DON'T CLICK IT. DON'T CLICK IT.Still haven't clicked it yet?Don't lie to me.No human can possibly not click it after me telling you to NOT CLICK IT so many times.http://www.geocities.com/nickver2/dontclick.html.Don't click it.

High School Musical 3 Senior Year

This post is about what I saw tonight, and its rather boring. I went to the cinemas to watch the movie High School Musical 3 Senior Year and its BOOOOOOOORING, do you know why?? I will tell you why,because they kept repeating the story and its quite irritating. I dont know what you guys think, but from my point of view this show sucks. But theres 1 thing I like about this show, I think that Vanessa is so damn HOOOOOT. She look so HOOOOOT in all the dresses she wears, 4give me for my craziness but I seriously think Vanessa is the hottest girl ever.

Anyway , the new 007 movie is gonna be released in 6th of Nov and I gotta watch it.

and by the way I dont know a single word I sang during the rehearsal. And trust me its BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING me to death. ( seriously )

Happy Halloween!!!!

!!!! Happy Halloween !!!!

So its Halloween already... Time sure flies by when ur having fun. HOLY CRAP!!! Why am I talking bout these JUNKS!!!! You know wat 1 of my cousins came to my house and you knw what did he said, he said The Most Crappiest Thing Ever Said In History My Cousin : JunJie, I need to go Poo.

Me : Why did u nid to tell me that.

My Cousin : Because Im scared.

Me : Why are u scared??

and u knw wat did my cousin said : Im scared that a ghost will pull me down the potty. HOW CRAPPY WAS THAT MAN . It totally made me GAG. What a scaredy cat.

Hmm... What else?

Yes, that's right.
Never, ever use cheap deodorant on your pits.
You will regret the day you do so...

Anyway for all those shitheads out there reading my blog.......

Happy Halloween AND GIVE ME SOME CANDIES( seriously I hate candies I was just kidding )

and why the HELL am I saying CRAP all of a sudden... Ah who cares

What Just Happened Man!!

Hey today i was playing cards and then i have heard that alot of couples are called in the principal's office and i asked myself What the Hell Just Happened!!! (seriously i donno what just happened) later someone (which I cant reveal) told me that most of the couple got caught in the CCTV. and I thought WOW our school has CCTVs?? (just kidding lol) I mean if they can afford CCTVs why not Aircons???Huh?? You get wat I mean. WDF man its so hot especially in the afternoons. anyway its a drag that school is gonna end. =(