Fire Extinguisher

Another funny story I thought of while day dreaming in class.

My teacher was talking about fire extinguishers during Kemahiran Hidup, and thats when I remembered what had happened between me and a fire extinguisher. I got bored while watching Spongebob Squarepants, so I said myself : Lets play with the fire extinguisher. 1st, I removed the safety pin and blast my maid with the fire extinguisher. After that, I saw a cat in my yard, and an idea struck me in the head, Im going to blast that cat into oblivion. It was a fat cat, and I remembered what Mingyik said to me CATS DONT DESERVE TO LIVE. Anyway I bet yr all thinking that Im some sort of Mad and Cruel person but Im not. THAT FUCKING CAT SHIT ON MY fathers car nearly everyday. So I decided to show no mercy to the bitch, u dont want to know what did I do to the cat. When my mother came back, I got caned and whacked in the ass and all sorts of bad stuffs.

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Im Kidding no magic tricks at all

Huh

Its a new year, and a new year means new school, new classmates, new friends, new teachers, well almost everythings new at Katholik High School. Its so boring here,everyone speaks in Mandarin and none of them speaks in English, well some of them do speak in English but I dont understand a word. Anyway I met an old friend Samuel Ng, remember him?? from 4K. He has grown tall very tall like a coconut tree and the disicipline teacher looks like a walking Donut, seriously.

This is the thing which happened on the 1st day:

1: The girl beside me kept asking for my name. (even though I havent told her until now =P)

This is the thing that happened to me, its usually quiet on the 1st days but wait till you see what happens on the next day.

Things that happened on the 2nd day:

1: Students jumping around like monkeys on free period.
2: Teachers starts to "PONTENG"
3: The girl beside me kept asking for my name, again.
4: The whole class starts asking for my name.
5: I said : FUCK OFF!!! to the girl who kept asking for my name.
6: She cried.
7: Scolded by the teacher.

By the way, there arent any hot girls in the school =(

Duh...

Im in Dubai now and its pretty boring here and hot too. Luckily for me I brought my trusty PSP 3000. In fact I bought a new game too but its very expensive 169 US you gotta be kidding me. I have this funny story to tell you guys, today I was strolling in the park when I met this con artist. He tried to con my money, luckily I wasnt that stupid. Later on, that dude told me that he was some sort of billionairre and live in the 7 star hotel then I thought to myself: Yeah right...and he said he has the same sir name as me then I said to my self: Yeah right... But unfortunately my father believed him lol. Oh yeah did I mention his a china man. When my father called him I saw his phone and you know what the phones cost is about 300-350 US lol and you know what hes only driving a Nissan Sunny.LOL and did I mention that the taxis in Dubai are Toyota Camry that seriously freaked me out. By the way the new PSP 3004 is out and I wanna buy it but my mom wont let me cause I just bought the PSP 3000 a few weeks ago. 1 last thing, believe it or not Im living in this house ( rent ) for 2 weeks and it costs 42,000 US. ( 3,000 US per night ). Things are just expensive in Dubai...

Psp 3000

Nasi Lemak!!! l0l its a weird word MingYik created when he does a 360 degrees turn l0l and he said I made it up when we were kids, l0l we were playing a game called Nimpu Sentai l0l a Power Ranger Game and I go all around saying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NASI LEMAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( according to MingYik ) lol anyway this games amazing. Its called Ridge Racer

Madagascar

I watched the Madagascar movie yesterday and it was HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS ( seriously ) and I cant believe an old woman can beat up a lion its technically impossible anyway is that old woman blind? A lion has way too much difference from a cat, I mean look at the size of a lion and compare it with a household cat the funniest line in the movie is when Gloria said : " I'm BIG?" and by the way the Penguin dude was in love with a Hawaiian doll? I dont know what the Penguin dude ( skipper ) see in that Hawaiian doll but I think his nuts.Anyway I found a way to "Tweak" the Computer such as Reducing the shutdown time and Increasing your browsing speed if you wanna know how you can contact me on 0172649820 or 0176421710. or Email me at this address cocklessperson@hotmail.com but Im certainly not a c0cklessperson which means Im not a girl despite my Blogs Tittle Im certainly not c0ckless. People have been asking me " Are you c0ckless? " or " Eh you really c0ckless ar? " But Im certainly not c0ckless. Im getting a PSP 3000 today WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But it costs Rm1050,but who cares about the prices anyway as long as its fun =) Oh yeah for all those people who think I like Leyin Pls FuckOff cause I certainly do not. Thank you.

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The title says it all. I mean look at this guy has his gone nuts? or has his mom never teaches him any manners. Judging by the face I say this guy's 5-7 years old or something. Has this guy gone nuts over a football game or someone knocked over his popcorn or something but whatever it is THIS GUY ROCKS